He also abuses his X all the time
siewyuk
Why is my cocaine retiring?
I would prefer David Hasselhoff made out of hasselback potatoes.
He's hoarding them for when reddit goes down completely
Do you only call them when you have one of your dramas?
Ba-goose!
Government nanobots must weigh quite a bit, so maybe he's lost some weight after the switch?
If you’re using myBAS and you are late, you’ll be tardy, as in myBAStardy
It's not a laughing matter. The world used to be He He He He He He He but soon there'll be no more He He He.
So yesterday wife and I took our 3 year old to the park, and we took turns running while one of us stayed with her so she can cycle. Then later we were all walking back when my daughter exclaimed loudly "DADDY WHY IS THAT MUMMY BUT WEARING PANTS PROPERLY, CAN SEE HER BUTT BUTT, EVERYBODY CAN SEE HER BUTT BUTT!" At first I thought my wife has a wardrobe malfunction, so someone else did. But my toddler was pointing at a woman wearing nude body hugging yoga pants so yeah... From a certain angle and in the view of my unfiltered 3 year old daughter, it's as if her ass was out there for all to see! We quickly walked away (thankfully the woman didn't hear) while laughing uncontrollably. Later the woman did pass us by but I saw just in time and distracted my toddler so that she wouldn't decide to ask again...! XD
He got some offers through a series of faxes
Mr President: I beg my pardon?