All hail Robonia... A land I didn't make up.
shundi82
There's actually a Jesus Christ Superstar parody told from the view of the innkeeper (featuring The Mighty Boosh's Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt, Julia Davis, Rich Fulcher, Matt Lucas, Matt Berry and Richard Ayoade):
Daddy wasn't there...
To take me to the fair...
To change my underwear...
Daddy wasn't there.
I'd go for Kirk.
He might not have the most interesting personality, but he seems like a sweet guy, who can enjoy the little things and who will also join you for the occasional adventure.
Fresh fruit not good enough for you?
And what about the arrow?
It's pointing down diagonally, which - at least to me (and for pretty much any GUI I can think of) - indicates, that it should be affecting both axes.
Then again, that whole illustration isn't all that great to begin with. So who knows, what that arrow is supposed to signify...
I guess God and Homer approach problems like these in a similar fashion:
If you're German and old enough to remember Otto, then chances are, you'd thought of this classic bit when looking at this post:
Reinerhaltung der Deutschen Sprache — Die Otto-Show IV (1976)
Here you go create another fable.
Me back in 1990 every Sunday at 4:30 AM:
"Wings of silver, nerves of steel… (Silverhawks!) Partly metal, partly real… (Silverhawks!) Soaring through the highway of the heavens in their flight, SilverHawks, a rainbow in the night!"
You've got to click / watch the gif for it to make sense in the context of this post - otherwise it's only a boring tits pic.