shrimpazoid

joined 1 year ago
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Portland Airport Offers Therapy Llamas, Bringing ‘Pure Joy’ to Travelers in c/upliftingnews@lemmy.world
[–] shrimpazoid@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Their Names: Carl and Paul. Carl likes hands.

There's some kind of use for this lighter I can't put my finger on... in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] shrimpazoid@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Their single use surfboards are THE WORST

Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch (Official Video) in c/music@lemmy.ml
[–] shrimpazoid@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

There are pretty straightforward instructions written on the disc: Insert tongue in circular opening to simulate nipple.

PEACHES COME FROM A CAN in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] shrimpazoid@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sun-soakin' bulges in the shade