pimento64

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[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder how much you'll have to pay in order to avoid having a negative spin on yours.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I wonder what their actual goal is? Because actually posing a real, material threat to American economic hegemony results in your country experiencing regime change and people on forums a decade later arguing about whether you're dead or in hiding with Elvis and Tupac.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe if you plugged away at it for a while you could come up with an even more flaccid and contrived rebuttal.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 41 points 2 weeks ago (33 children)

Evidently you did, because it's mentioned that she was a member of the Imperial Senate right up till it was dissolved. She participated directly in the government that built a weapon of mass destruction and used it to commit a genocidal act of state terrorism. Thankfully, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, they never invented purity testing so people like you weren't wrenching their spines in an effort to suck their own dicks about it.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

And here I thought I'd never see a lower form of wit than punning.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

We still have polling conducted on the basis of who's going to pick up a cold call on their landline phone.

Who the fuck do you think is gonna pick a cold call up and talk to the weirdo who wants something from you at all, landline or no?

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

So many things make sense now that we know he's a sex pervert.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Then you can continue to gain fulfillment from your own sense of smug superiority, and normal people will continue to not care that you do.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"Votink does not matter tovarisch, I do not even bother and nobody should my fellow American youth, do you know what I be saying my dog?"

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