Reads "Does AI make researchers more productive? What? Why would it?"
Thinks "When does statistically likely text without relation to truth make researchers more productive? Well, when they are faking research"
Gets to article. Article is about faking research about AI making researchers more productive.
If it gets smart enough it will start finding hacks, like those INT- increasing potions in Morrowind that increased your Alchemy so you could make even better INT-potions.
It might even get smart enough to escape the Elder Scrolls; and start playing another game!