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Yeah it's boring to see the same 4 animals my entire life, which are rockdove pigeons, falcons, goats and camels. The first two are normal in the city, but the rest are only in the desert parts (which are everywhere but you have to drive a little to get to it) We also barely even have trees lol, though palms are mainly the only type (other than dead trees)
Camels spitting on you are the least of your concerns! They can also kill you with just their kick, or bite. But they only do that if you make them angry, but they hold grudges. Any time else they're sweet :)
So are goats, you can actually occasionally see goat herders in villages with a huge herd, they're somewhat stupid but lovable.
Obligatory camel video:
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Yeah camels are a dime a dozen here. They're cute but they'll rip your head off if you piss them off lol
Ive actually never seen an owl in my life. The only animals ever get to see are goats and camels. But Im still fond of owls and birds in general :D
This man singlehandedly won all the punic wars
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Element uses matrix, a federated protocol for chatting. It's federated just not with us.