I think return to office mandates are silly. Regardless, it's more about maintaining the office market values, right? So basically need to accept that's where things are going and that will inevitably happen.
I'm not an economist, so I don't know the full implications of it all, but I know things will be in for a ride.
They usually do hangings, right?
Popular things can still be entertaining, just look at the original Star Wars for instance. You can always give it a shot, sometime. Also, expectations can sour an experience so try to be open and everything, especially considering where you're coming from.
They did a test run at my airport some years ago, but I don't think it took off. Sadly, I never got to check it out for myself.
http://www.businessinsider.com/chipotle-breakfast-burrito-2014-3
Edit: Here's what they offered:
Saving this for all future bosses
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Sometimes I do what I call "time travelling" where I pirate first with the intention to buy later when it's cheaper.
I got the FLCL art book from somewhere. I'll try to remember and find my sources, but probably tomorrow since it's late here right now.
I don't think so, I searched around but didn't see anything noteworthy. Maybe a hacker will get bored one day and jailbreak them, but seems like there's no hope as of right now.
For UPS, management also includes web, backend, IT, etc positions. Basically if you weren't a hub worker or delivery driver, you're likely non-union and structured as management.