lanbanger

joined 2 years ago
[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Awesome! I think I like "Say No to Yes" even more than "Say Pizza to Drugs" 🤣

[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

The prior year I was living at 225 Rector Place, and on the day I was working at the top of One Canada Square, which was then Europe's tallest office building. It was a nervous day.

[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 88 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The Onion's 9/11 coverage was incredible to behold. "Hijackers surprised to find themselves in Hell" was just brilliant.

[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 119 points 2 years ago

"At press time, the Israeli Defense Forces Twitter account underscored the massive surge of contempt they were contending with by posting a video that featured the shocking savagery of a Palestinian corpse that refused to condemn Hamas even when kicked. "

😐🤣

[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me.

[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

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[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago
[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

I hear he still sleeps with a katana under the bed.

[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Thank you for this. This risk had never occurred to me, yet we're considerably exposed to it as we live in the tropics and usually underheat our water as a result. A new water heating protocol will be in place from tonight onwards.

[–] lanbanger@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

You need to work on your jerk off game, those are rookie numbers.

 
 

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