My favorite is when he got caught masturbating in public and responded with "If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly." Or when Plato was teaching a class and defined a man as a featherless biped, and Diogenes brought a plucked chicken to the class and said "Behold, Plato's man!"
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Okay quick question, my hair is about halfway down my back. I wash twice a week, but even on the days I don't wash, I still rinse and blow dry. Should I not be rinsing either on days that I don't wash? I didn't have long hair till I was 25, so I missed out on a lot of the tips and tricks.
I imagine they thought it might sound better coming from a person of Jewish faith rather than from an 81 year devout catholic.
Tree law was one of the few subreddits that I would actually read everytime I saw a post pop up in my feed. Something so satisfying about a good case of tree law.
Second season comes out in July! I'm hyped, I loved the comic
Second degree species slaughter
I like exploring old buildings like churches and hotels. I feel like architecture has been optimized so much to fire codes that most modern buildings have pretty boring layouts. But older buildings are completely batshit in their designs sometimes. Like woah there's a second little staircase down here that goes to a single room not accessible by anywhere else, or just random little hallways to nowhere. Also secret little closets everywhere, it's way more fun.
Truth be told I've never really read up on him, I only recognized the joke because they make a similar one in the movie Captain Fantastic lol
For anyone unaware, this joke references a conflation of the Spock we all know and love with Dr. Benjamin Spock, who wrote some of the most prominent books on child rearing.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Spock
Of course, I'm mostly joking. I feel like many people who live in areas with both cardinals and blue jays are told when we're young that they don't get along very well and we just pick a side and stick to it lol. I love seeing blue jays too, or any corvids really. Much better than seeing all the invasive birds in my area like European starlings.
It's how we did it for $10 in 2012 as well