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Can we add bellicose relations with a lot of their neighbors over the expansionist goals they're pushing?

Yup, that makes total sense. Kind of surprising they didn't have the TZ on there in the first place but it happens.

The parts I like are the attention to detail on the size of the bread being perfectly rectangular, the cheese slices being perfectly equally sized, and the consistently overlapping slices of ham that span the exact length of the bread. Then that all combines to form a shitty looking sandwich. Perfectly optimized sandwich designed by accountants.

Notably they would also have access to normal physical light switches. Oh no, someone in the room could turn my lights on or off, the horror.

Is he bored or something?

I feel like they've left out a lot of context

This is totally believable and probably the correct move.

Wait until you hear how other dating services used to work

Buncha people think they know more about programming netcode than the developers.

I joke that when someone merge a pull request on github, Arch starts to build their package.

This is ideal if you have sufficient automated testing in place.

Doesn't asphyxiation feel like drowning? Doesn't sound pleasant to me. Though I guess it beats burning alive?

The Ubuntu kernel is downstream from the actual kernel.org version. Ubuntu just handles support of it for Ubuntu. Kernel.org are the original implementers.