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For only ten shillings a fortnight in c/trippinthroughtime@lemmy.ca

[–] eyy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

"Here be heaving bosoms"

When you go to a fancy party and steal their 64" OLED TV in c/trippinthroughtime@lemmy.ca

[–] eyy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

She's smiling as if she's gotten away with the crime already

Follow the expense policy to the letter, he said. in c/maliciouscompliance@lemmy.world

[–] eyy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Obviously not - American clients were its bread and butter then.

Follow the expense policy to the letter, he said. in c/maliciouscompliance@lemmy.world

[–] eyy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

To this day I have no idea what HR Director's thought process was. He literally declined free money for the company.

Follow the expense policy to the letter, he said. in c/maliciouscompliance@lemmy.world

[–] eyy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I thought the HR director was being especially ridiculous, because I wasn't paid by the hour. Also I had to rush to complete stuff after the meeting anyway, so there was zero chance I could have slacked off in those two days.

Follow the expense policy to the letter, he said. in c/maliciouscompliance@lemmy.world

[–] eyy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

except in this case, it was "lose a dollar by refusing to... save a dime?".

Follow the expense policy to the letter, he said. in c/maliciouscompliance@lemmy.world

[–] eyy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

know your worth and stand up to incompetent bosses!

[REPOST] Fix this machine at all costs, but don't spend any money? Sure! in c/maliciouscompliance@lemmy.world

[–] eyy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

ah yes, the classic "you need to fix it but I won't give you time/money to fix it" conundrum. standard corpo bs. serves them right