Zoidberg

joined 2 years ago
[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 37 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Karen nation!

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

People think Texas is the lone star state. The reality is that Texas is the one Star review state.

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

Hey, long time. Do you want to have sex again? No, it's my girlfriend's turn now...

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Exactly. I truly hate Elon but I admit that Starlink works and is a good option for rural areas. But now, the irony here is that people in these areas are the first ones to point out when the government gives "hand outs" to others, and vote for the party that gives all the power to the big players, who then give the rural population the finger.

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

Jesus is trying a Vulcan trick on the guy, but it does not appear to be working.

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Even worse is bisexual not meaning "having sex twice". Ask me how I know...

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

The human larva!

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

Twitter is a mess that we can see. Imagine all the shit hidden on Tesla software that we can't.

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Unleash the Murder King and the Taco Hell!

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Cat. Pupils are slitted.

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That coming from the same party that supports a guy who is famous for doxing people he wants to see in trouble.

Assholes.

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Starring: Jeffrey Combs as the Jefferies Tubes.

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