Zoidberg

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[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

People think Texas is the lone star state. The reality is that Texas is the one Star review state.

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago

Hey, long time. Do you want to have sex again? No, it's my girlfriend's turn now...

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Exactly. I truly hate Elon but I admit that Starlink works and is a good option for rural areas. But now, the irony here is that people in these areas are the first ones to point out when the government gives "hand outs" to others, and vote for the party that gives all the power to the big players, who then give the rural population the finger.

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

Jesus is trying a Vulcan trick on the guy, but it does not appear to be working.

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Even worse is bisexual not meaning "having sex twice". Ask me how I know...

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

The human larva!

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago

Twitter is a mess that we can see. Imagine all the shit hidden on Tesla software that we can't.

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

Unleash the Murder King and the Taco Hell!

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Cat. Pupils are slitted.

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That coming from the same party that supports a guy who is famous for doxing people he wants to see in trouble.

Assholes.

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

Starring: Jeffrey Combs as the Jefferies Tubes.

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Just set your ulimit to a reasonable number of processes per user and you'll be fine.

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