Wytch

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[–] Wytch@lemmy.cafe 12 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

A. Keep your identity secret

B. Participate in a violent insurrection and brag about it online

Pick one

[–] Wytch@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 day ago

You're not wrong. I was, however, just making a joke. I'm up voting your earnestness.

[–] Wytch@lemmy.cafe 38 points 1 day ago (3 children)

No thanks, we have drinking alone with the cat at home.

[–] Wytch@lemmy.cafe 220 points 1 day ago (21 children)

Don Jr then boasted: “I think my father knows the McDonald’s menu much better than Kamala Harris ever did.”

Yeah I'm sure he does, you fucking dumbass

[–] Wytch@lemmy.cafe 24 points 3 days ago

There is no lie too petty for these weirdos

[–] Wytch@lemmy.cafe 3 points 4 days ago

No step on snek

[–] Wytch@lemmy.cafe 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

He calls it "The Weave." He must have picked it up somewhere, this euphemism for incoherent rambling. Maybe a staffer invented it for him and he liked it. It's clear he doesn't have answers for the questions he's asked because he knows so little and his go-to move is to bullshit his way just convincingly enough that sycophants will praise his vast expertise.

What it is really is scrambled and decrepit brain vomit from a man who was never skilled or intelligent to begin with. He's no longer capable of spinning a bullshit narrative and sounding knowledgeable.

[–] Wytch@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is like that "sanewashing" thing. "What he means is this..." no. No need to do him any favors.

[–] Wytch@lemmy.cafe 18 points 1 week ago

I hope it means he sold it because he's slowly going broke and can't hold on to it anymore.

[–] Wytch@lemmy.cafe 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That is one photogenic pizza

[–] Wytch@lemmy.cafe 16 points 2 weeks ago

Margie, are the lasers in the room with us right now?

[–] Wytch@lemmy.cafe 114 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

McCormick told the crowd. “I’m running to bring leadership to our commonwealth.”

Hey that's exactly what Anericans need less of. Here's a revolutionary idea: run to be of service to the community you live in. Find out what they want and need. Do some work and get those things for them.

Leadership. Jfc

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