TotallynotJessica

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But it's almost perfectly safe so long as you avoid the fan ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

The Results of My Author/Classmate Discovering My Yuri Obsession

It's more like: "The air is so hot that sweating is basically useless!"

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I heard it might be because of my latex allergy. Apparently allergies can generalize and get worse over time (๏ฝกโ•ฏ๏ธตโ•ฐ๏ฝก)

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Hera creating permanent star clusters in the sky for all to see every time she spills her breastmilk:

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Milktopia, dominated by mammals obsessed with milk?

Not quite right. How about:

Homotropolis, dominated by homosapians obsessed with homosex?

Closer, but what about:

Earth, dominated by earthlings obsessed with earth?

Fairly accurate, but ever since we moved away from agrarian societies, we don't care nearly enough about earth. Unless of course, we consider our obsession with exclusive control of territory and property, in which case it totally checks out.

It's inaccurate in relation to how much a 43 month waitlist problem would cost in the US. Unless you're seeking care that has been politicized, the US costs should have a couple zeros added to be a comparable exaggeration. Costs in this country seem like they should be a joke, but shit is really that expensive.

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Either a bit above freezing, or a bit above human body temperature.

At least it couldn't be Kelvin. Kelvin doesn't use degrees.

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 days ago (8 children)

I'm between millennial and gen z, so I randomly became allergic to bananas -_-

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is why you use a hacksaw; preferably between the fans to minimize issues

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

sharp ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

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