ThunderclapSasquatch

We still use hands for exactly one measurement, the height of a horse

Some of the most successful fascist propaganda ever that.

That massive number of resources, planets, pops, fleets, and everything else is not only understandable but feels magnificent when you have them dancing to your tune. Also my brother in SpongeBob, you literally got mad at a tutorial. On a more serious and hopefully helpful note, the game grows on you like a fungus. It's really not much worse than Civ. Energy is gold, Minerals and Alloys are effectively Production, Unity is Culture (and works almost identically to Civ V, you can't use it to outright win is all) and the scinces are well Science. As for all the others, my man those are your Strategic and Luxury resources. But that's only where the fun starts, the real madness is civ and species generation. I once made space orbital dwelling, advanced robotics having, xenophobic, pacifists that relied on slave labor stolen from nations that declared war on my seemingly defenseless empire. I also made the Megachurch of Dewy, Cheatham and Howe.

Edit: I almost forgot the best terrible civ I made, OnlyStreams.

For you who live in the cities maybe. Personal vehicles will never be something rural people can function without.

SNW is amazing Trek I fully expected to have mixed feelings about. I especially love the remixed versions of some of the music, like that bit of the TOS theme coming through as it trails off

I don't think Harry Potter needs Binary Lasers, those are scary enough in battletech

Shit, my family won't able to tell the difference regarding my grandmother's old bird, fucker was born mean

You underestimate my power

All about that Germanium based food personally

My mother interferes with radio signals.

Depends on species, ball python tend to be absolute dears but reticulated pythons at the very least hate me

She's far too large, that snake appreciates her as a heat source right now.