The_Mantis

joined 1 year ago
[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

When she quietly tells you to stop:

"Hahaha! You have no power here!"

 
[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well, today I learned. Cool deal.

[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I used to know a shitty cop named Tenpenny, "Officer Tenpenny to you." Heard he got iced sometime back in the 90s. Good riddance.

[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Modern economics!

[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, that makes sense. I just couldn't imagine shutting it down and immediately pulling the plug as the smartest thing to do, especially with this particular setup.

[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You change your oil hot?

[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In that case, I've a sexy 295,746,273 that I'll sell you for fifty bucks. Better act fast because there's only one!

[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"Mungo only pawn in game of life."

[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wife lost her tongue. It also looked uncomfortable. Imagine a medically assisted Columbian necktie. She did get a sensible chuckle out of this post though.

[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The Elder Scrolls and Fallout series both have some of the best music.

[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You're not looking hard enough. /s

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