TehJofus

joined 1 year ago
[–] TehJofus@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

DOGS OF WARRRRRRR

[–] TehJofus@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Proper fan, that.

[–] TehJofus@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I won the UCL with Everton, Dobbin scored in the final.

I don’t need to apply, they can just offer me the job based on that.

[–] TehJofus@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’ll be sad if Richie goes to Saudi, he deserves better.

And by better I mean come back to Everton pls pls pls

[–] TehJofus@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Goal of the season.

[–] TehJofus@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Are we back? Is this what back is again? Are we not bad now?

[–] TehJofus@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

You’d probably get a free kick for that, bit harsh for a penalty though.

I know foul criteria should be the same everywhere, but we all know it’s not.

[–] TehJofus@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Broke: The League want to deduct points to relegate us

Woke: The League want to deduct points to stop us charging up the table and winning the title

[–] TehJofus@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

50 goals Dom, let’s gooooo!

[–] TehJofus@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

The most annoying part is that even if we get the deduction, it won’t just be over. Since the league okayed it at the time, we’ll end up in a long legal battle, probably lose even more money, and maybe get relegated somewhere along the way.

JUST ONE NORMAL DAY PLEASE. ONE.

[–] TehJofus@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

It’s a shame that these stats ignore cup games, it’d make us look boss :(

…well, except for the 4-0, that’s less boss.

[–] TehJofus@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Keane is some kind of double agent, I’m convinced.

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