SmokumJoe

Was this written by a seventh grader?

He must have watched the Yellowstone 1923 series and felt bad.

Or a baby threatening me with a knife

Punching a knife might be worse

Uh, that's been happening since Carter lost. Because of this Democrats thought they had to cater more to the center to get votes back. They've been doing ever since.

I make $30 an hour putting potatoes on a shelf

Even so working there does not suck

Trader Joe's ice cream is better

Good

Some YouTube videos I saw pointed out a subtle sound that happens after he makes the Detroit comment that does indeed sound like a fart. Might not be. It's real subtle.

If he wasn't scared he would do the interview. If he is afraid it would make him look bad he wouldn't do the interview.

That's fear.

And farts onstage