RadicallyBland

lol, ads

I think people are getting the implied sarcasm.

It's crazy that the worst they can come up with on him is "He gave children sanitary products" and "He pretended to have a dog".

TBIs are a bitch

but.. but.. everyone on Facebook tells me it's indoctrinating me with MARXISM

Everything is owned by like 10 companies. They all need to be busted up.

They're all roofied.

Inst unclear, dick stuck in ceiling fan

My bottle of acetaminophen has a big red cap that says CONTAINS ACETAMINPHEN

I was that more focused and productive person at two jobs. I answered customer emails at a bank and they actually had a meeting about me because my numbers were like 30-50% better than everyone else's. They thought maybe I wasn't actually DOING my work. I was, I was just good at it and quick at typing and copying and pasting and using templates. I streamlined all sorts of stuff to make my job easier. "How are you doing so many emails?!" "CTRL C and CTRL V and templates" "oh"

I think he needs a loooong timeout.