Platypus

I disagree on that last part that's not the worst that can happen

I mean the unrealistic part is making friends that are the opposite of you, especially if you are a nerd. You most likely wouldn't want to hang with the people that bully you

Probably Her and the 40 year old virgin.

Stuff like these stories terrifies me from ever dating, even though I feel the sadness of being alone more and more. And I'm on my mid 30s but I just can't imagine being in more awkward situations than the ones I'm already forced to be.

Absolutely not.

Is literally one less big distraction on the road dude, yeah after I dunno how many hundreds of hours becomes less of a problem but it is now

Lack of sex experience killed my possibilities

I wanted to be a porn star as a teen.

And then ded

Jesus fuck

That's morbidly hilarious