Paranoidfactoid

joined 1 year ago
[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago

Kinky is as kinky doesn't.

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 38 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Hope she's into orgasm denial.

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

A type 1 phaser set to the lowest stun setting will melt butter patties if you just flash it on and off quickly.

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 57 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

That will last only until a judge signs a warrant.

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

It's a quip, not a manifesto.

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

They're not listening to me.

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

A woman is sugar and spice and everything nice. Until she is scorned. Then hell hath no fury.

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (5 children)

This logic doesn't align with their mass deportation policy.

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

OS/2 WARP MIGHT BE THE BETTER CHOICE

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Yes. Makes you wonder about the top leadership.

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Get back to me when you have methods to test, data collection from a large sample size, and positive results all published in a peer reviewed medical journal.

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Nothing. You do you with your comments. I do me. Though not with sex toys. 🤷‍♂️

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