Mercury

joined 1 year ago
[–] Mercury@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

teleports behind you Nothing personal, kid.... But would you like to be the love of my life?

[–] Mercury@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Relevant username

[–] Mercury@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Watch, execs think the takeaway is to make more R-rated movies.

[–] Mercury@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Or some bosses in Dark Souls.

[–] Mercury@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do I need to add this filter or are the uBO devs going to update the extension to include it ootb?

[–] Mercury@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Off-white collar crime.

[–] Mercury@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's sentence.

[–] Mercury@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Benis = boy penis

[–] Mercury@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

At first, I thought the catcher was a guy crouched with a gun and was shooting the batter in the ass.

[–] Mercury@lemmy.world 41 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Goddamn, the joke gets worse the more I inspect each panel.

[–] Mercury@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

It's because your immune system is less efficient at lower temperatures. So being cold doesn't directly make you sick, but it can indirectly contribute to getting you sick.

[–] Mercury@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They don't call it the Cleveland steamroller for nothing.

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