Maybe the joke was, they are the ones that seems closest to the homo species but are still apes?
That sentence makes no sense. Chimps and humans are both apes.
Though I think there are other apes that are genetically closer to homo sapiens.
Not only are chimps the closest relative to humans, but humans are the closest relative to chimps.
Who else is supposed to launch these payloads?
Maybe we should ask the Russians? Oh, wait…
The two claims about Santa and the tooth fairy are independent of eachother. Just because one isn't real, doesn't mean the other isn't.
If one god isn't real, doesn't mean they all aren't real. You should learn the basics of logic and fallacies. This is pretty simple stuff.
The Moon landing is definitely real though.
Remember to promote Lemmy in your reviews!
And mention things like polyamory. I was 40 before realizing that was an option…