What are you looking for in such a guide? Like suggested, Mint installation guide is great to... install it and I needed not much beside that myself (but I was a Mac user, not Windows) ;)
Imho, what most people need is the willingness to give Linux a chance. And that, I'm afraid, no guide could give them.
No, but why would I want to watch another of those Americans pretend they're a super hero saving the world while they only care about shoving their shit deep down our throats and then make us thank them for that?
They don't care about us, no matter what they say. But maybe that's not much of a secret? ;)
Not knowing what usually makes you cry and what kind of movies you may enjoy, here are the first movies I know make me cry. Me being a a 50+ years old dude:
And those are from Ghibli:
It looks gorgeous <3
I don't think any country has 'a view' on the way to speak their language. I mean, would there be a law, some rules and sanctions against accents?
People may have their own opinion on the matter but that opinion will vary widely from one person to the other.
My opinion, which was already mentioned in another comment, is that anyone making fun on someone speaking a foreign language can (and should) go funk themselves.
We should welcome those kind of efforts instead of mocking them, and we should also be happy to be encouraged to speak more foreign languages ourselves. I say that as I a French that's poorly speaking a few languages and would love to speak a lot more.