KnowledgeableNip

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[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 39 points 11 months ago (4 children)

The trick is to bring in whatever busted piece you have and find the exact match. Nobody's gonna think you're shoplifting rusted garbage and usually you can knock out your purchase in just one trip.

If your project/fix is too complicated to bring in the busted piece, may God have mercy on your soul.

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 9 points 11 months ago

An election is coming up and they want to whip the racist members of their base into a panic.

"You don't need healthcare, you need a big stupid wall that does nothing because Mexicans."

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 5 points 11 months ago

Science, the constitution, secure elections, and the rule of law coming from the crowd of Ivermectin-slurping insurrectionists.

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 17 points 11 months ago

Clarence Thomas: heavy breathing

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 12 points 11 months ago

The greatest crimes are caused by excess and not by necessity.

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 2 points 11 months ago

What doing, Judy Hopps?

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 20 points 11 months ago

No, they're asking if you can get an erection

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 1 points 11 months ago

The inmates are running the asylum. Even McCarthy wasn't enough of a lapdog.

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 10 points 11 months ago

The article says she has yet to find the job.

Good luck finding someone to hire you for only two months as punishment for abuse. I'm sure they're scrambling for predetermined extremely short term employment from a toxic pile.

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 20 points 11 months ago

"God, what awaits me today?"

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. --Ezekiel 23:20

"oh."

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Left to right moving down:

Carmy, main character from The Bear.

Eddie, Side character from Stranger Things Season 3.

Legolas from Lord of the Rings.

Jack Black from the School of Rock.

Markiplier, YouTube personality.

Geralt from The Witcher.

Joel from The Last Of Us.

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 61 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"If two men or two women can form a household based on an equal separation of responsibilities and reliance on one another, how am I gonna convince my wife God wants her to do the dishes while I drink beer and yell?"

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