KeyserSoze61

Dark blue clownfish. On the floor with my kid, it may hurt when I get up.

Pretty sure the operator didn’t pay for WinRar. That’s what happens when you don’t pay for WinRar.

Seems like a good trade off. 2 years in prison < 18 years in prison. Anyway, fuck Nebraska.

Yup, those that say that we are the best country in the world typically have not left the US for more than a week at a time. It also fuels their xenophobia and the thought that resourceful immigrants that are taking the initiative to seek out a better life are somehow less than human.

Are we just reposting boomer Facebook memes at this point? Maybe we can post something about the lack of work ethic of millennials and complain about transgenders in sports. You know what I hate? Taxes. Anyway, gotta go spread syphilis to the rest of The Villages.

He is the most successful snake oil salesperson ever. He promises everything, and then delivers 10% of it 5 years late. Yet investors keep throwing money at him.

I’d love to, “but I work a 9 to 5, so I’d like to fight crime from, like, 6 to 9.”

He clearly just wants some Kenny Rogers Roasted Chicken.

In my day, I used to sweep for mines when I was bored. It was difficult, and I would often have to guess when I saw large numbers. Anyway, if I got stuck, i would just start playing Solitaire!

Unfortunately, he didn’t get the humor of Conan nor the artistic ability of Tarantino. Just the hairdo of Conan and a foot fetish.

Cool, could you pick me up some fentanyl laced meth? I’m plumb out.

Fibonacci strikes again!