Jank

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[–] Jank 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We're all Tom on OurSpace.

[–] Jank 7 points 11 months ago

I'll get to work on my coffin!

[–] Jank 18 points 11 months ago

Of course. They're pronouncing it wrong.

Gotta gotta rhyme with tamales.

[–] Jank 1 points 11 months ago

It's actually illegal to eat a hot dog that is not a Koegel in Michigan.

[–] Jank 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure we can find some zoomers to make fun of you, so...

Halfway there, eh?

[–] Jank 5 points 1 year ago

Ah, the Fox "News" defense. Unfortunately, a lot of the people who listen to him have long since "gone full fucking stupid".

[–] Jank 3 points 1 year ago

Moving is what got you.

The boy with psychic powers (of whom we are all very fond) that rules Canada is the source of immortality. You've moved from his sphere of influence.

[–] Jank 2 points 1 year ago

Lord, I had a cheap PA system for band practice with a blue power LED that felt like it was gonna bore a hole through my eyes.

So I put some duct tape on it.

Then it felt like the light from under the duct was gonna bore a hole through my eyes.

[–] Jank 0 points 1 year ago

That's a pretty optimistic future considering current Detroit.

[–] Jank 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's like free beer for your dog or kitchen stove. Here in Idaho, we try not to anthropomorphize our property.

[–] Jank 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As someone with a doctorate in Metaphysics from the Universal Life Church, I concur.

[–] Jank 9 points 1 year ago

Wait till they find out how hard it is to get a hair cut once "mobilized".

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