Jank

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[–] Jank 18 points 9 months ago

Of course. They're pronouncing it wrong.

Gotta gotta rhyme with tamales.

[–] Jank 1 points 9 months ago

It's actually illegal to eat a hot dog that is not a Koegel in Michigan.

[–] Jank 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure we can find some zoomers to make fun of you, so...

Halfway there, eh?

[–] Jank 5 points 10 months ago

Ah, the Fox "News" defense. Unfortunately, a lot of the people who listen to him have long since "gone full fucking stupid".

[–] Jank 3 points 10 months ago

Moving is what got you.

The boy with psychic powers (of whom we are all very fond) that rules Canada is the source of immortality. You've moved from his sphere of influence.

[–] Jank 2 points 10 months ago

Lord, I had a cheap PA system for band practice with a blue power LED that felt like it was gonna bore a hole through my eyes.

So I put some duct tape on it.

Then it felt like the light from under the duct was gonna bore a hole through my eyes.

[–] Jank 0 points 10 months ago

That's a pretty optimistic future considering current Detroit.

[–] Jank 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's like free beer for your dog or kitchen stove. Here in Idaho, we try not to anthropomorphize our property.

[–] Jank 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

As someone with a doctorate in Metaphysics from the Universal Life Church, I concur.

[–] Jank 9 points 10 months ago

Wait till they find out how hard it is to get a hair cut once "mobilized".

[–] Jank 2 points 10 months ago

It often appears that way in children, but obviously isn't an actual indicator of intelligence.

ADD discussions are full of the self diagnosed and people who are in wildly different positions on the ADD scale. Naturally a lot of people look for identity and it's a thing to latch onto.

So you were told you were smart constantly as a kid, or you have some ADD features and get the whole "ADD is my super power" people.

Some with ADD also get that impulsivity issue around other people and make themselves look like bigger jackasses than they generally are.

[–] Jank 2 points 10 months ago

Just out for a rip.

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