I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_

joined 11 months ago
[–] I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

This guy is like an out of shape ex-non league striker, rolling Sunday league defenders and trotting in to score simple goals.

If rolling city centre backs was ALWAYS this easy. Jesus, Mbeuma, Kane, and other strikers good at it would have 2-3 goals a game lol.

Edit: Because of my flair maybe ruining my joke take, lets just say it would give Jesus and extra few xG, not goals.

[–] I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Simulation like this should be a 2 year ban. Why the fuck does doping count as cheating but cheating doesn't count as cheating?

It's a fucking disgrace. Flopping and straight up pretending you took a punch to the face are very different things.

[–] I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bro you can't waffle for that long and then say Emi is the best keeper in the world. He was way worse for Villa than Ramsdale was for us last season.

He wasn't even top 5 keepers in the world cup. He just saved the ones we remember.

Jesus christ, he won a mickey mouse individual trophy because he saved a couple of pens and a game saving final minute shot in the world cup final win.

[–] I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This happens 47 times per Sunday league game lol. Whether it's shielding the ball, jumping at a corner and landing on the guy next to you, trodding on the end of the toe. All painful little knocks that just happen because two guys competing for the ball can't see the god damn future and know exactly what the opposition will do.

he wasn't even looking at the attacker, was merely making himself big to shield the ball. When I heard this was a stupid red I really didn't think I was going to agree so whole heartedly lmfao.