Hotrod_Jesus

joined 1 year ago
 

I'm gonna need someone to help me
I'm gonna need somebody's hand
I'm gonna need someone to hold me down
I'm gonna need someone to care
I'm gonna writhe and shake my body
I'll start pulling out my hair
I'm going to cover myself with
The ashes of you and nobody's gonna give a damn
Son of a bitch
Give me a drink
One more night
This can't be me
Son of a bitch
If I can't get clean
I'm gonna drink my life away
Oh oh

Now for seventeen years I've been throwing them back
Seventeen more will bury me
Can somebody please just tie me down
Or somebody give me a goddamn drink
Son of a bitch
Give me a drink
One more night
This can't be me
Son of a bitch
If I can't get clean
I'm gonna drink my life away
Mhm, mhm

My heart was breaking, hands are shaking, bugs are crawling all over me
My heart was breaking, hands are shaking, bugs are crawling all over me
My heart was breaking, hands are shaking, bugs are crawling all over me
My heart was breaking, hands are shaking, bugs are crawling all over me
Son of a bitch
Give me a drink
One more night
This can't be me
Son of a bitch
If I can't get clean
I'm gonna drink my life away
Son of a bitch
Give me a drink
Son of a bitch
This can't be me
Son of a bitch
If I can't get clean
I'm gonna drink my life away
Oh oh

 

When I get high I get high on speed. Top fuel funny car's a drug for me
My heart, my heart
Kick start my heart
Always got the cops coming after me
Custom-built bike doing 103
My heart, my heart
Kick start my heart
Oh, are you ready girls?
Oh, are you ready now?
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, give it a start
Whoa, yeah, baby
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, hope it never stops
Whoa, yeah, baby, yeah
Skydive naked from an aeroplane
Or a lady with a body from outer space
My heart, my heart
Kick start my heart
Say I got trouble, trouble in my eyes
I'm just looking for another good time
My heart, my heart
Kick start my heart
Yeah, are you ready girls?
Yeah, are you ready now, now, now?
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, give it a start
Whoa, yeah, baby, whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, hope it never stops
Whoa, yeah, baby
When we started this band
All we needed, needed was a laugh
Years gone by, I'd say we've kicked some ass
When I'm enraged or hittin' the stage
Adrenaline rushing through my veins
And I'd say we're still kickin' ass
I say, ooh ah, kick start my heart
I hope it never stops
And to think, we did all of this to rock
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, give it a start
Whoa, yeah, b-b-b-b-b-b-baby
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, hope it never stops
Whoa, yeah, baby
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, hope it never stops
Whoa, yeah, baby
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, give it a start
Whoa, yeah
Okay boys, let's rock the house

 

Pain. All around it surrounds and it suffocates me. I'm afraid that this town has me down on my hands and knees. Am I insane? Feel so wrong don't belong in this reality.
Run away
Won't be long I'll be gone before anyone finds me
Make them go away
These twisted thoughts inside my head
(Inside my head)
Take me to a place
Where I can dance until I'm dead
(Dead, dead)
Let me go
Let me go
I wanna die in the disco
Let me go
Let me go
I wanna die in the disco
Die in the disco
Shame
I've been down and I'm drowning in my misery
I'm a slave
To myself I can't help it, what happened to me
I'm afraid
I've been critical, cynical, need to escape me
Run away
Won't be long I'll be gone before anyone finds me
Make them go away
These twisted thoughts inside my head
(Inside my head)
Take me to a place
Where I can dance until I'm dead
(Dead, dead)
Let me go
Let me go
I wanna die in the disco
Let me go
Let me go
I wanna die in the disco
Die in the disco
This is my party
And I'll die if I want to

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Hotrod_Jesus@kbin.social to c/13thFloor@kbin.social
 

Godspeed for the last time - my rear view’s like my past life. My demons' mad that I’m too fast, furious when I zoom past
Bite the dust while I dash (Huh)
The villain gets the last laugh (Huh)
Thought I had the white hat
But I did some dirt, now it’s black
Who gon’ smoke, I got gas
Who gon’ choke, who gon’ gag
Who gon’ boast, who gon’ brag
Who gon’ most of this rap
When I goes in my path

Am I an angel or a devil
I’m only human so I guess both
Am I an angel or a devil
I’m only human so I guess both

Am I an angel or a devil
The question leaves them unsettled
Heaven’s gates turn me, hell no
Mama said I ain’t special
Antagonists watch me meddle
Tell the world make you tremble
The question leaves them unsettled
Am I an angel or devil

Guess both!

The bond that we build cannot be broke
Can these all family ties?
Let’s ride to the wheels, fall off the road
And reconnect in the sky
The blood that we shed and that we cried
Keeping with us till we die
We had a hell of a ride
But now it’s time for goodbyes

Am I an angel or a devil
I’m only human so I guess both

Am I an angel or a devil
I’m only human so I guess both
Am I an angel or a devil
I’m only human so I guess both

The bond that we build cannot be broken
Van These all family ties
Let’s ride to the wheels, fall off the road
And reconnect in the sky
The blood that we shed and that we cried
Keeping with us till we die
We had a hell of a ride
But now it’s time for goodbyes

Am I an angel or a devil
The question leaves them unsettled
Heaven’s gates turn me, hell no
Mama said I ain’t special
Antagonists watch me meddle
Tell the world make you tremble
The question leaves them unsettled
Am I an angel or devil?

Apashe website

 

I'd like to pack this in, and take you to the stars
We'll eat at fancy restaurants and drive in fancy cars
We tried our luck, we made a buck, so lean back have some fun
(Oh, yes, my love, but first just this last one.)
We stood on a cliff on a starless night
I held your hand in my mine
So stand by me with all your heart
I need you by my side
Over the river is cold and black
And the bottom is a long way down
(Another one, going underground...)
Why can't we cut the ropes and let that poor fool go
(Don't you go getting weak on me, not when I need you so.)
We stood on a cliff on a starless night
I held your hand in my mine
So stand by me with all your heart
I need you by my side
(Dont lose your step, now we're almost there
Go wash your face, and comb your hair
So trust me now, believe in me
Forever more your love, you have pledged to me)
We stood on a cliff in a starless night
I held your hand in my mine
So stand by me with all your heart
I need you by my side
We'll stay at home and call this day our own
Listen to a record and watch a candle burn
I'm feeling kind of drowsy
There's blood on the floor
And when I'm gone you still will have my love forevermore

Hillbilly Moon Explosion

[–] Hotrod_Jesus@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I am so so so sorry to any child that was forced to read these. Especially to those who played Dungeons and Dragons in hopes of gaining supernatural powers. As it's been proven by many a stranger thing, TTRPGs are a symptom of occult talent, not a cause.

My personal corrections to Chick's instructions (last page) once you've found me:

  1. Read your Bible every day to get to know Jesus Christ better. Use your critical thinking skills to consider whether or not God would qualify as a good parent in today's society. Is crucifixion a valid form of corporal punishment for unruly children? Discuss whether God's fitness as a parent impacts his capacity to govern as a supreme being.

  2. Talk to God in prayer everyday. He hates that - prayer spam drives him nuts.

  3. Be baptized in bodaciousness, be excellent to one another, and serve where love is the final authority.

  4. Tell others about Jesus Christ and how to ding a ding dang your dangalong ling long.

[–] Hotrod_Jesus@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Up for debate, according to his bandmate, and his own words:

"Ha ha, very funny," he says. "Look, as I've always said, it's not my fault the bad guys had the best shit. But by collecting Nazi memorabilia, it doesn't mean I'm a fascist, or a skinhead. I'm not. I just liked the clobber. And let me tell you, the kind of people who do collect this stuff, they aren't yobbos either. They are people with Masters [degrees], they are doctors, professors. I've always liked a good uniform, and throughout history, it's always been the bad guy who dressed the best: Napoleon, the Confederates, the Nazis. If we had a good uniform, I'd collect ours as well, but what does the British Army have? Khaki. Makes them look like like a fucking swamp frog..."

You're free to make your own judgements of course - I personally disagree with him about the aesthetic being reason enough to start a collection, and for the record, fuck Nazis. I just like the song - goes well with drinking and being pissed at my Dad.

 

If you like to gamble, I tell you, I'm your man
You win some, lose some
It's all the same to me
The pleasure is to play
Makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed
The only card I need
Is the Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades
Playing for the high one
Dancing with the devil
Going with the flow
It's all a game to me
Seven or eleven
Snake eyes watching you
Double up or quit
Double stake or split
The Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades
You know I'm born to lose
And gambling's for fools
But that's the way I like it, baby
I don't want to live forever
And don't forget the joker
Pushing up the ante
I know you got to see me
Read 'em and weep
The dead man's hand again
I see it in your eyes
Take one look and die
The only thing you see
You know it's gonna be
The Ace of Spades

[–] Hotrod_Jesus@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hope you signed a pre-nup, and that there's no life insurance in play... all joking aside, though, I wish your family the best, especially little Johnny Strychnine.

But serious question - how do you take responsibility for the suffering of millions when it's based on people misquoting you when you were partying in the desert with a bunch of hippies? I mean, we were definitely burning the bush, if you get my drift - things were wild down by the shores of the Dead Sea in the BC. I mean, when you cut loose at a rave, are you responsible for the deaths of future millions because someone filmed you when you were high and used it as a basis for a religion?

Technoviking might have some choice words about that...

Personally, I just drink too much.

[–] Hotrod_Jesus@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

See what I mean? Everyone believes this bullshit.

First off, that whole revolution thing was Judas' deal, and the fucker sold me out the moment it was clear that it had failed. Secondly, it's kinda hard to stand up to your Dad when you're a kid, especially when he happens to put you on blast with the holy visions and angels and whatnot - plus there's that whole "I created the entire universe when I was your age" trip that no kid should ever be subjected to. Third, I didn't spread my Dad's bullshit - that Old Testament crap is definitely not me. Shouldn't even be included in the same library, much less the same book as my biography.

Which, I should point out, most of which wasn't written by anyone who actually listened to me. Fuck Paul in particular on that front, by the way - fucking homophobic con-man. "Oh Jesus made me blind! Oh Jesus made me see!" goddamn load of bullshit - never met the guy in my life or afterlife. Besides, everyone knows I went to Mexico for a vacation after being crucified, before I headed out to Japan to settle down. There was no way I was gonna stay in Roman territory and give them a second chance to finish the job.

Finally, have you ever talked to a platypus? Vicious, angry little creatures, rapacious predators, and masters of the deadly arts, particularly poisonings. Many are hitmen in the Maori mafia - no one suspects a platypus, despite Perry's reputation.

Chaotic neutral at best, but definitely not good.

[–] Hotrod_Jesus@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Fuck this propaganda bullshit. Dad is always trying to duck the blame for his shitty behavior. The whole "get crucified and save the world thing" was his idea - you think I wanted to get nails driven through my damn hands?

And another thing - everyone is always misquoting me and thinking I'm him. For the last fucking time, I'M NOT MY DAD. I have nothing to do with anything that asshole spits out, or how reporters spun my quotes after the whole cross situation. I mean, for fuck's sake, platypuses? What kind of sick mind comes up with that? Who looks at a duck and thinks hey, that's not badass enough - lets make it venomous and furry!

ONE SICK MOTHERFUCKER, that's who, and I'm tired of taking responsibility for his weird ass decisions and proclamations.

For the record, since everyone wants to misquote me on these things: no one needs saving they can't provide to themselves. Fuck who you like. Love who you like. Do what you like, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone... or causes changes to duck genetics. Ducks are cool as-is, bro.

Also, I effing love atheists. You guys are fucking hilarious, and I love seeing you piss off the old man. So y'all get an upvote for letting me rant, and if your soul engine ever needs a tune-up, hit me up in the garage.

 

This goes out to the silent who fight the urge to get violent
Violent!
This goes out with the love, bound with the power to rise above
दूसरो से दब कर
खुद से लड़कर
खामोशी का एक बंधक
बंधन तोड़ जो रोके तेरी चाल
बन खुद अपनी तू ढाल
(Suppressed, self conflicted
A prisoner of silence
Sever the bonds that forever made you yield
Become your own shield)
Take your best shot
Throw me all you got
Don't stop till I drop, show me how I rot
Hit me where it hurts
Put me down in the dirt
Drown my self-worth do it all for mirth
'Cause I got no issue with the scar tissue
Gimme more, I'll give you war, through the blood and gore, I will soar
Let it rain, Let it rain, let it pour
Let the lightning strike and thunder roar
अपने ही रथ का मै विराज
Now as I bleed I feed the seed, born of weakness finally free
सुन अब तू
इस सिंह
की दहाड़
Do you see? You gave me the power I need
Do you see? You gave me the power I need
बेजुबांह नही
सहनशील हूं मैं
कंकड़ नही
पर्वत की नीव का
अंश मै
बेबस नही
शामाशील हूं मैं
अंधेरों में
सूरज की किरणों का
वंश मै
(I'm not voiceless, I'm endurant
I'm not a stray rock, I'm the founding stone of a mountain
I'm not weak, I'm forgiving
Within darkness, I'm my own light)
Defiant!
This goes out to the brave who refused the life of a slave
Triumph!
This goes out to the war in the name of the many who dream of more
टूट कर
बिखर कर
फिर समहल कर
धैर्य का हूं मैं समुंदर
तेरे जुर्म का
न कोई है मलाल
जख्मों से बनी ये ढाल
(Broken and scattered
Yet again gathered
Within me is an ocean of patience
I do not regret the fault in my stars
My shield strengthens with scars)
Begin, to take the fight to the outside from within
Found love under my own skin
Brave one, so you know I'm gonna win
Never back down, lay the smackdown with a grin
This fight's not what you might think
Born of a light found right at the brink
Shines so bright but I'm not gonna blink
Says, wage peace - through the blood through the mic through the ink
अपने ही रथ का मै विराज
Now as I bleed I feed the seed, born of weakness finally free
सुन अब तू
इस सिंह
की दहाड़
Do you see? You gave me the power I need
Do you see? You gave me the power I need
बेजुबांह नही
सहनशील हूं मैं
कंकड़ नही
पर्वत की नीव का
अंश मै
बेबस नही
शामाशील हूं मैं
अंधेरों में
सूरज की किरणों का
वंश मै
(I'm not voiceless, I'm endurant
I'm not a stray rock, I'm the founding stone of a mountain
I'm not weak, I'm forgiving
Within darkness, I'm my own light
अपने ही रथ का
मै विराज
(For my own ship, I bear the oar)
अपने ही पथ का
अधिराज
(My own path I commandeer)
बेजुबांह नही
(I'm not voiceless)
This goes out to the silent, this goes out to the brave
सहनशील हूं मैं
(I'm endurant)
This goes out to those who let go and forgave
कंकड़ नही
(I'm not a stray rock)
Find love
पर्वत की नीव का
(I'm the founding stone)
Find love
का अंश मै
(of a mountain)
Find love under your own skin
बेबस नही
(I'm not weak)
This goes out to the silent, this goes out to the brave
शामाशील हूं मैं (I'm forgiving)
अंधेरों में
(in darkness)
सूरज की किरणों का
वंश मै
(I'm my own light)

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Take this, this Muslim's blood, this Hindu's blood.
Tell me, which one is Muslim and which one is Hindu?
Shit, the creator didn't care
Who are you to differentiate?
I will also salute, I will also salute
O Lord, from famine to the name of Jesus too
I will do Sar-e-Aam, I will do it with everyone.
This is my only insistence, I will go with everyone
Throw these things anywhere, anytime
such strategy
People are disappointed for centuries, youth are disappointed.
(Wow, what a scene!) Neta Ayyash
I see a state turning to faith
Faith turn into hate
Hate turns into votes
Votes turn into notes
Blacker kind of black money
We're the antidote
Best kinda bloody
Yeah, we're bringin' the hope
You gotta walk the rope
Upon your block provoked
I'm what you're not
Show you what I got, rock the boat
Where you at?
I don't need no gun
I bring the fire and the fury
Of the third world, son
All the crazy people are trapped in traps
under the illusion of promises
leave us aside
...Walk the rope
Upon your block provoked
I'm what you're not
Show you what I got, rock the boat
Wow, you traitors! Wow, you traitors!
Wow, wow, traitors, wow! out, you traitor
Never will I stop, never will I say die
I said never will I stop, never will I say...
Never will I stop, never will I say die
I said never will I stop, never will I...
out, you traitor
Slow clap the crap they call governance
More than a rap, man, we're reforming governments
Full-blown attack, man, get with the plan
We're here to pull apart the politicians and the God clan, yes
Yeah, we're slaying, but we're saying nothing new
We're just saying you better do the shit
You say you're gonna do none of that fake shit WWE
'Cause you know we keep it real like the UFC, uh
I had gone to celebrate my anniversary, but I came and brought an opportunity.
Yes, whoever voted for him would cheat in return.
Sat Sri Akal
My country is in trouble, the shield of democracy is broken here
The government here is following the path of casteism and corruption.
This is what we are crying about
That this game is disgusting, which we have to wash away
never break, all liars
together we are stronger
All the crazy people are trapped in traps
under the illusion of promises
leave us aside
(Had fun)
Wow, you traitors! Wow, you traitors!
Wow, wow, traitors, wow! out, you traitor
Never will I stop, never will I say die
I said never will I stop, never will I say...
Never will I stop, never will I say die
I said never will I stop, never will I...
out, you traitor
You brought the yin, we brought the big yang
Make a big bang, got me running wild like a Mustang
Untamed, hate the player and the game
Burn it down and build it up, but never do this shit the same
Caught in a trap (Caught in a trap)
All the freaks (All the freaks)
under the illusion of promises
leave us aside
Wow, you traitors! Wow, you traitors!
Wow, wow, traitors, wow! out, you traitor
Never will I stop, never will I say die
I said never will I stop, never will I say...
Never will I stop, never will I say die
I said never will I stop, never will I...
out, you traitor

[–] Hotrod_Jesus@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Yeah, Texas isn't kind to those of us with unique hairstyles.

[–] Hotrod_Jesus@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Don't tell me who to fuck.

[–] Hotrod_Jesus@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A blessing upon @TheMetalDog, for he is blessed with wicked taste, and has a thrashin' ride awaiting him at the pearly gates for sending forth this track.

 

Ride in the shadows, wandering beyond the frame
Float like a feather through space and time outside a dream
Pirouette with divinity in a dance we've shared before
Someone dissolution
This is "I am all" as "I am none"
Here we fly so high, no high, no coming down
Shedding weight as I'm coming undone
All that's left converging as one
I'm the sun
I'm the sun, yeah
I'm the God
I'm awake
I'm the one in everything
I'm alive
I'm the dead
I'm a man without a head
I walk with death in final exhalation
(I'm the wake) and come apart through violent separation
(I'm the one in everything) a thousand floors ascend into the ether
A lunatic enchanted by the reaper
(I'm alive) and down below I leave a stranger laying
(I'm the dead) lifeless as the light begins to shatter the skies
(I'm a man without a head) I ascend and leave behind the "used to be"
And tear the fabric worn to cover my eyes (and see)
(I see, I see) nobody
Breath in the silence
Ebb and flow among the waves
Blur on the spectrum in like a dark an equal face
All I ever was, has been and always will be
Here I am as I'm starting again
Beyond death and borne on the wind
I'm the sun
I'm the sun, yeah
I'm the God
I'm awake
I'm the one in everything
I'm alive
I'm the dead
I'm a man without a head
A crack in the darkness
A tear in the sky
(I'm the one in everything) and there the moment when we find ourselves
And all we occupy
Return to the boundless
Immerse in the free
Letting go as you lose your name
And all you've known to be
Nobody

[–] Hotrod_Jesus@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
 

It's just gone noon half past monsoon, on the banks of the river Nile. Here comes the boat only half-afloat, oarsman grins a toothless smile.
Only just one more to this desolate shore
Last boat along the river Nile
Doesn't seem to care, no more wind in his hair
As he reaches his last half mile
The oar snaps in his hand before he reaches dry land
But the sound doesn't deafen his smile
Just pokes at wet sand with an oar in his hand
Floats off down the river Nile
Floats off down the river Nile
All aboard, night boat to Cairo
Night boat to Cairo

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[–] Hotrod_Jesus@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

That was totally my dickhead Dad's idea, btw. Not just the "stick your kid on a cross" idea, but sin itself. I mean, if you're gonna create a universe filled with carnal desire, what damn right do you have to tell folks not to enjoy it?

Then, to top that absurd hypocrisy, he then goes around knocking up virgins under their fiance's nose, declares the kid the king of the Jews (when there already IS a king who likes to behead prophets), and then tells the kid he's gotta overthrown the Roman Empire... lemme just say I've considered patricide more than once.

[–] Hotrod_Jesus@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ahh, so something like this is more your speed (don't like to mod the bodies on those babies, handling is perfect as-is). Incredible cars to drive, but finding the right engine parts can be an adventure unto itself.

 

These Septic Stars are an alternative 5 piece from the south coast of the United Kingdom. The 5 endeavor to create fusions of sound in their songwriting, sometimes being compared to Rage Against the Machine, Primus, Incubus and Limp Bizkit.

Their sound is a blend of various metal styles, heavy funk and electronic sampling to create a modern approach to alternative music.

These Septic Stars at Bandcamp

Whomever posts the lyrics to this ragin' track shall be blessed with free gas in the kingdom of Heaven.

[–] Hotrod_Jesus@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)
 

Gimme the ring, kissed and told
Gimme something that I missed (gimme the ring)
A hand to hold, wild and what it seems (gimme the ring)
Kill the king with love is the law
And then we'll turn round (gimme the ring)
Gimme dream child
And do you hear me call? (Gimme the ring)
On the loan and on the level
Still on the floor (gimme the ring)
Sing dream child
And do you hear at all?
Hey now, hey now now, sing this corrosion to me
Hey now, hey now now, sing this corrosion to me
Hey now, hey now now, sing this corrosion to me
Hey now, hey now now

This Corrosion

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