HertzDentalBar

joined 3 months ago
[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait that's not what a bidet is for?

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So they celebrate by going slow?

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Jokes on us, it's actually their boss who hates texting. My boss hates it, I text him anyways because I know it bugs him 😆

I fuckin knew it! I immediately assumed it was a stupid numbing scheme, I've been in way too many restaurants/bars/pubs...

While I might not be able to see the magnetic flux, I do certainly feel it with my nipples.

Same, dont feel stupid though. Not everyone lives somewhere that home defense is a concern.

Is there such a place? 🥺

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey don't discriminate, it's not just twinks....

I love calling older men daddy 😅

Cats are not dogs no matter how much mine thinks he is

Microchip bro, it's under their skin all pets should have them. Even if they are an indoor pet

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All 6 agents but they can't really see what we're doing because it's too gay and therefore they're not even allowed to look at it.

Imagine if that child grew up and invented Taco Bell, they truely won the franchise wars by using time travel.

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