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If you accidentally upvote yourself on another platform, you could go blind.
Dennehy [was in] Star Trek: The Next Generation in the two-part episode "The Best of Both Worlds" as Lt. Commander Shelby
With a significant injury history, you should really ask a physical therapist. It can be as simple as saying "Here's my medical record, what do you think about me starting a bodyweight squat progression?"
Canada Episode 3: The Revenge of the Maple
Because nobody can understand what they're talking about in the North.
There was an interesting conversation about this meme on that other website once. Once transporters got biofilters (TNG era, iirc), you could presumably use them to defecate and deurinate the body during transport. Not only would it prevent unsightly messes in the transporter room in cases like this, but it would probably give you a little spring in your step after a tiring away mission.
The 125 downvotes is pretty remarkable.
I enjoyed the appearance of Captain Spock without blinking an eye... until, deep within a long comment, someone wondered how Sarek and Amanda got together in that timeline. The thought has been entertaining me for days.
The foundations of my French were built on puzzling out the backs of shampooing bottles while sitting on the crapper, pre-internet.