Guntrigger

I wouldn't be worried about Nickelodeon. With Mickey on the next poster over, Disney are already on their way to kill your wife.

Counterpoint: Society should be pressuring people not to increase food waste just because they can afford throw stuff away for no reason.

If you're already eating pizza then you're not really worried about carb intake.

But if you don't write it on a bus, who is going to read it?

My cheap home office chair has adjustable arms and a gas lift, either of those work if you really need to tuck it right under.

FYI the arms being at the same height as the desk is exactly what you want for a good posture ergonomic computer using position.

What on earth... I was making a playful joke about him leaving a bear corpse in Central Park...

A little hard for me to be a Democrat when I'm not even American you manic buffoon.

You didn't have to storm off because there was a picture of a lettuce behind you.

Please no, Central Park doesn't need a pile of rotting animal corpses.

Forbidden ramen

That can't be true because you're alive.

The couch cleanliness demographic