GreenEnigma

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The American people are petrified. But more than anything else, they feel betrayed. in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
[–] GreenEnigma@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

The calls…are coming from within the house?

The US has so much space in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] GreenEnigma@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Sounds like the perfect place to go for a drive and listen to the Left Right game.

The US has so much space in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] GreenEnigma@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is there a secret emu army? Ready to repel all potential land invaders somehow crazy enough to attempt Australia?

Ocean Heat Has Shattered Records for More Than a Year. What’s Happening? in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] GreenEnigma@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

His house has nipples?

Ocean Heat Has Shattered Records for More Than a Year. What’s Happening? in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] GreenEnigma@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Is his name Max Rockatansky? If so he’ll be fine.

Trump says going to jail for gag order violation would be a 'great honor,’ compares himself to Mandela in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] GreenEnigma@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Mandela effect joke slips on banana peel, dies.

Trump says going to jail for gag order violation would be a 'great honor,’ compares himself to Mandela in c/news@lemmy.world
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[–] GreenEnigma@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Oh boy.

Those people don’t have the time for all the remedial classes they need to take.

Lemmy users, are your parents bad at cooking in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] GreenEnigma@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Bacon that doesn’t break in several places when you bite into it?

That’s only in movies.

Coyote Vs. Acme: Warner Brothers just killed a full-length animated film to avoid paying taxes in c/movies@lemmy.world
[–] GreenEnigma@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago

They also remove the responsibility of paying residuals.

Either way at it, they fuck the public twice.

Isn’t business great!

Not what my claim was for but it definitely impacted it in c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] GreenEnigma@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is the cheapest way of helping people!

Don’t mess with perfection in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
[–] GreenEnigma@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

The girl on the right is clearly Will Wheaton.

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