Technician A: "Here's where the infant went through the windshield. Three points."
Technician B: "The teenager's braces around the backseat ashtray would make a good "anti-smoking" ad.
Technician A: "The father must've been huge. See how the fat burnt into the driver's seat with his polyester shirt? Very "modern art."
"Thank you sir, may I have another!"
I like the South Park version:
To Harass And Annoy
Carlin's 2 Commandments:
Always be honest and faithful to the provider of thine nookie.
Try real fuckin' hard to not kill anyone unless they worship another invisible man than you.
"Finally! A fashionable shoe for the blind earthbender."
Add Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn to that pile. Can't stand any of 'em.
Are we talking about Jack Black, or The Rock..?
Well said. Can't stand that guy.
A fellow connoisseur of the arts.
Are we not still doing "phrasing"?!
What's the power level of them big fuckin' guns, anyway..?
Purple, because ice cream has no bones