FenderStratocaster

joined 3 months ago
[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuckin' beer, dude. You kiddin' me?

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I wonder where we would be today if that teenager aimed 6 inches to the right

Dumpster chickens

Don't have high expectations of the first session, they usually just ask a million questions due to legalities. The second session is when the fun starts.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That video first gave me the heebies and then shortly after gave me the jeebies.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world -1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Stop telling me what to do.

Trumpers are not always religious.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly a gerbil up my ass.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If there's a civil war, Michigan will quickly be appropriated to Canada.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I live in Michigan, and it's anecdotal because I tend to surround myself with secular people, but I find this hard to believe.

I think fisticuffs is different than Greco-Roman wrestling and alcohol was involved.

 
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