CatOnTheChainWax

joined 8 months ago
[–] CatOnTheChainWax@lemmy.today 50 points 6 months ago

"Frederich, Ve have ze time now! Ve can finally finish der uber secret project of creating ein cow zat makes udder BIER!!! Jajajaja"

[–] CatOnTheChainWax@lemmy.today 5 points 6 months ago

I used to live in Daytona and would walk around checking out the 100s of vendors set up outside the track during big races and bike weeks. You could see all the brake dust and rubber coating people's faces and clothes when they came out from the stands.

[–] CatOnTheChainWax@lemmy.today 8 points 7 months ago

Another old rich white guy identifying as a gay black man online?.... curious...🤣💯... interesting....true.... concerning...WE MUST RECLAIM RHODESIA'S INDEPENDENCE....uhh sorry that was the AI making a post on my account, now as I was saying about population collapse....

[–] CatOnTheChainWax@lemmy.today -1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm not savvy with the stock market; how will this fiasco affect the X'itter value?

[–] CatOnTheChainWax@lemmy.today -1 points 7 months ago

Ah yer late on that thar joke yee laddie, now off on that wagon wit yee and I'll boop ye on yees head and make yee sleep, I know yee we're trying to cross the border and walked right into that imperial ambush...

[–] CatOnTheChainWax@lemmy.today 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I TOLD YALL THEM VIDEO GAMES WERE BAD FOR THEM KIDS, THEY'VE BEEN PLAYING THE HEIST MISSIONS FOR 11 YEARS, OF COURSE THEY WERE GOING TO JACK A DEPOSITARY IN LOS SANTOS

[–] CatOnTheChainWax@lemmy.today 18 points 7 months ago

I dove into a storm drain and got stuck, but fortunately some guy with a fishing pole came by, hooked his lure to my pants, and reeled me out :)

[–] CatOnTheChainWax@lemmy.today 78 points 7 months ago (6 children)

I've been banned from my neighborhood park for eating all the wild mushrooms and jumping on turtles, video games ruined my life:(

[–] CatOnTheChainWax@lemmy.today 5 points 7 months ago

Seriously, how we make bridges now with giant CNC machines is so inefficient! And all these people saying we should print lots of blocks to put together are totally forgetting about Legos, we all just need to donate our old Legos to Baltimore and let kids from anywhere come volunteer to build it. Free bridge and free child labour! Everyone wins

[–] CatOnTheChainWax@lemmy.today 7 points 7 months ago

BIG BOATS CANT BEND STEEL BEAMS!!!

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