ButtholeSpiders
joined 2 years ago
When I get hemorrhoids, it’s not from sitting for long periods. It’s due to my need for a poop bat’leth. I take Klingon sized poops.
This Klingon can only dream. 🫡
It felt appropriate to stay on theme here.
But then how will other Klingons smell what I’m cooking?
It is, which is a sign we all need to start being more vocal we aren’t accepting it anymore. By reading a book or going outside.
Because you’re old enough to remember the thousands of other times corporate entities have screwed us plebs?
Taxes were the example of how to leech on the people under the guise of a protection racket. They knew with subscriptions what they were upon creation, a racket without the promise of protection. It’s getting bled by a third party, and now it’s multiple parties all hoping you’ll forget they’re slowly milking you too.
I’m already gassy, the beans might make you regretful.
I think they allowed crying at birth as an acceptance of the contract, then they take your foot print.
Guillotines
As a Klingon, this feels like an acceptable answer.
I second this, and report back OP.