Braindead

I'm not a vegan, and neither is that

Those are some ball-slapping tassels

watches video

looks at name of sub

Yep, matches

This reads like AI written pro-gambling bullshit.

"gambling" and "safer" in the same sentence?

Hans Solo

Austin, Texas, is an Eden for the young and unambitious, from the enthusiastically eccentric to the dangerously apathetic. Here, the nobly lazy can eschew responsibility in favor of nursing their esoteric obsessions. The locals include a backseat philosopher (Richard Linklater) who passionately expounds on his dream theories to a seemingly comatose cabbie (Rudy Basquez), a young woman who tries to hawk Madonna's Pap test to anyone who will listen and a kindly old anarchist looking for recruits.

My thought was push

Skateboard in the sand FTW

This is an appropriate moment to use:

What the actual fuck

Why is this a shitpost?

That's likely because he can hear the blood flowing through your veins