BeanEater

joined 1 year ago
[–] BeanEater@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

When’s the last time you checked your spam folder, 2003? I legitimately haven’t seen the 1337sp34k spam in 20 years. Lately it’s been Africans leaving me money at the embassy that I have to go pick up

[–] BeanEater@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Like a marshmallow stuck a little too close to the fire

[–] BeanEater@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I too forgot how to read. A lever needs to be pulled, right? Monkey brain see lever, monkey pull lever. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while though

[–] BeanEater@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

She was very upset that I accidentally interrupted her nap to take this picture, but it was worth it

 
[–] BeanEater@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I’m glad I’m not the only one that gets the nutsack art every day

[–] BeanEater@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Right after drinking the forbidden jungle juice at the beginning of the security line