Barrelephants

The front top of the hat is even perfectly shaped for your fingers to put it on

After this do you want me to do you?

When people, often right wingers, say they want free speech what they actually mean is they want freedom from consequences of their speech. The Constitution only protects you from the government preventing your speech.

I'd have to go with the album that's verbal instructions for how to build a two way radio out of a coconut and seaweed.

It's like two dogs barking at each other through a chain link gate, but then someone opens the gate and they shut up immediately.

Dude. Relax.

They just need to bring a rogue to check for traps.