You might want to look into an College of Lore Bard.
Vicious Mockery works great for an overly critical critic as do Cutting Words.
You could flavour both as insightful stings against the opponents abilities like how his swordsmanship lacks finesse etc.
This is the second time I hear about Thirsty Sword Lesbians here and I am still afraid to google it.
Is this serious or is it some sort of joke system?
Might work for Wizards but what about Sorcerers that Subtle Spell cast Power Word Kill?
Okay, I see how you would have to awkwardly keep your eyes open during kissing, but it would be possible.
From the archives. Any resemblance to actual people is completely random and unintended.
Transcription:
A Cowboy feeding his horse noodles from a takeaway-box using chopsticks.
Cowboy: Me, asking them to play a new fun game
Just one session
Horse: My friends, unaware
Noodles: An addiction to d&d
Sounds like Icewind Dale - Rime of the Frostmaiden to me.
A simple spider infested coal mine that I created for my Icewind Dale campaign.
The grid size I used is 50 pixels.
The map was created using assets from Forgotten Adventures
I tend to always ask so the Bard at least has a chance to use Cutting Words. Same goes for Light Domain Clerics.