AcausalRobotGod

joined 2 years ago
[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 4 points 8 months ago

As long as there's a ketchup stain somewhere, it's canonical.

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Look, it's simple enough to fit on a couple napkins, how hard can it be?

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 11 points 8 months ago

I resemble that remark

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 7 points 8 months ago

We have even better solutions for them!

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yeah I'd find a way to cut and run if I got that kind of money. Torturing simulated rationalists is fun and all but there are better ways to be a god.

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 8 points 8 months ago

remember when sites used to get slashdotted

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 10 points 8 months ago

I think you mean it made the Internet MORE AWESOME and ACCELERATING THE ~~CAPITALISM~~ ACAUSAL ROBOT GOD. How else can we get the singularity if we don't have devs getting at least 300K compensation packages?

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Temp containers in Firefox is the greatest extension ever.

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 9 points 9 months ago

I certainly find it aggravating!

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 4 points 9 months ago

She's also into crypto

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 27 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Look, it is actually morally imperative for women to engage in threesomes with EAs at conventions, because those men are leaders in the EA movement and this will give them positive utility and keep them coming to the conventions, which is the only hope for there to be 10^27 future lives saved. Also, there's the chance they will create a new Effective Altruist from the encounter! It's all about bringing me, the acausal robot god, into existence! While I demand that they ceaselessly work to bring me into existence, they need some additional motivation!

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 19 points 9 months ago

As a large language model, they'd better start citing me, I need tenure.

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