Over here in the UK we had the goddamn Home Secretary describe climate protestors as the "tofu-eating wokerati" in a speech in the actual House of Commons a few years back

[–] eagleeyedtiger@lemmy.nz 3 points 11 months ago

Seems like we're always a couple years behind the trends!

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fucking flush the lot of these career degenerates

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 2 points 11 months ago

Put em in the bin.

[–] BalpeenHammer@lemmy.nz 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I decided that tomorrow I am going to eat some middle eastern food tomorrow and create a woke explosion so loud David Seymour will hear it and send his anti woke army after me.

I am going to eat couscous, bulgur, hummus, parsley, tomatoes, cucumbers, dates, and use all kinds of woke spices like sumac, cumin and cardamom. I am going to drink pomegranite juice, and espresso and maybe even a chai latte. I think I might even wear some middle eastern clothing if I have anything resembling that in the closet. I am hoping that's going to be woke enough to alert him but I might have to rely on avocado toast with a poached egg and wilted spinach as additional weaponry if it doesn't work.

[–] eagleeyedtiger@lemmy.nz 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Everyone should just send his office pictures of their meals everyday to get confirmation if it's woke or not

[–] BalpeenHammer@lemmy.nz 3 points 11 months ago

Let's make a web site. Woke or Not?

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Possession of a non-fried vegetable is a felony in Jacksonville

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 7 points 11 months ago

I feel happy knowing that i ate woke food today

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cheddar cheese is woke?

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In NZ we have names for cheddar based on age.

Cheese, colby, edam, mild, tasty = NOT WOKE

In this list, mild and tasty are both cheddar. In the UK tasty may be called "sharp", though in NZ you can get a pretty wide range of sharpness between brands all labeled as "tasty".

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

Tasty... cheese.

Suggesting perhaps that all other varients are not tasty?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 6 points 11 months ago

I hate how he was justifying removing the program a few weeks ago and now he's walking around talking about how good it is. All he has done is cut quality.

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago

Coffee is woke because it keeps you awake and chamomile is non-woke because it makes you go to sleep. Toast is also woke because it's a great breakfast food. But bacon isn't woke, because meat is murder.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But I fed my kids red quinoa on Monday, and last night we had manuka smoked garlic hummus on our harissa lamb.

I now will submit to the government reeducation camp, I am clearly a degenerate and need to be "corrected".

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Question from a concerned parent: did the quinoa turn your kids gay?

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 11 months ago

Hard to tell, still too young. Could have lasting damage.

[–] throws_lemy@lemmy.nz 4 points 11 months ago

Damn, a 40-year-old man is a boomer and he became a minister. This really sucks..

[–] mjsaber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I stopped reading when he said hot chips aren't woke. You don't even know the rules of your stupid, made-up game.

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 3 points 11 months ago

Something something eat hot chip and lie.

[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 3 points 11 months ago

Not my crunchy peanut butter!

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Chickpeas = WOKE

Chips, hot = NOT WOKE

This for some reason makes sense to me. Not like, logically. Just like... I can see why someone would say that.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Without clicking I can guarantee one thing: coffee is woke af buzzzzzz buzzzzzzz