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[–] hactar42@lemmy.world 96 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I worked at a pizza place in highschool and one of our delivery drivers was an elderly guy who drove your typical delivery driver beat up old Honda Civic type car. He was a super nice guy, but never talked much about himself. Then one day he shows up to work in a Maserati because apparently his Civic wouldn't start. Turns out he was a crew member with freaking Jacques Cousteau and was very wealthy. He just delivered pizza for something to do and because he liked meeting new people.

He eventually sold the Maserati to one of my coworkers for a couple of thousand of dollars because it needed a new fuel pump and he didn't feel like dealing with it. Yet, he kept that sun bleached Civic for as long as I worked there.

[–] mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zone 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Civic was probably a better car.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No probably about it, the new car somehow already had a broken fuel pump 😂

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Because it's an Italian car. LOL

[–] DragonTypeWyvern 5 points 1 year ago

You have to hand it to Italians, they know how to sell faux luxury brands.

[–] mustardman@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

Do you know what Ford stands for, Hank?

[–] hactar42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This was in the 90s. All cars were pretty much crap.

I went to graduate school with a guy who turned out to be from a super-wealthy family but we never suspected because he drove an honest-to-god fucking Yugo. I rode in it once and pulled the window crank off the door before he had a chance to stop me. He drove the Yugo because he wanted to fit in with us poors - we should have suspected something was up because not even the poorest of the poor graduate students drove Yugos. He finally blew his cover when the Yugo died and he had to come to school in his other car, a brand-new Range Rover.

[–] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It looks like a shitty kit car.

[–] warbond@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It does. Applying the video game logic, it looks badass at first glance, but once you play a little bit and learn more about what's out there, you find out it's kinda a noob trap.

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I, too, wasted scales on the Drake Sword.

[–] Landmammals@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Which really sucks because getting a good item early in the game and carrying it with you the whole time feels really special. Bilbo picked up sting as a level 1 Hobbit. He didn't upgrade his sword two or three times during his adventure. He got something cool and passed it down to frodo.

Item scaling just makes everything seem like temporary trash, disposable.

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

I used to dream about getting a fiero and kitting it up in my early twenties. Seemed like such a cool project and achievable way to get something my broke ass could never obtain otherwise.

I grew out of that phase but it still doesn’t sit right with me to shit on someone else that might have lived out that dream. I hope the dudes happy and enjoying life more than anyone who has the real thing.

[–] ipha@lemm.ee 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Deliverator's car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator's car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens. You want to talk contact patches? Your car's tires have tiny contact patches, talk to the asphalt in four places the size of your tongue. The Deliverator's car has big sticky tires with contact patches the size of a fat lady's thighs. The Deliverator is in touch with the road, starts like a bad day, stops on a peseta.

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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And then you later find some common item with way better stats

[–] midas@ymmel.nl 7 points 1 year ago

Assassin's creed oddysey right here

[–] Knusper@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Or you find out everyone gets this 'rare' item in the tutorial.

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I'm not sure I've ever seen nor heard of a game where this situation could even apply....

[–] TrustingZebra@lemmy.one 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Forza Horizon 5. The game literally throws hypercars at you within the first few minutes. It's fun, although many people complain that it ruins the sense of progression (nevertheless the game has hundreds of cars, unlocking them all would take forever).

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

My third or so wheel spin got me the Lambo Forza Edition that comes with some massive XP boost for when driving around

Even though I liked driving my other cars around the fact that they couldn't go half as fast or earn the XP nearly as quickly made me use almost exclusively that for the open world bits. Felt too wrong not to unless I was specifically going off road or something

[–] PersonalDevKit@aussie.zone 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Usually I have come across this with poorly done DLCs. They offer some bonus item in game.

So if you buy the game with all the DLC in a sale then when you start the game you have all this extra stuff you wouldn't normally have. I can't recall the game but there was one game where I actively had to not use the DLC items otherwise the first part of the was way too easy and bordering on boring.

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[–] mustardman@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just Cause 3

Get the "Air, Sea, and Land DLC". Start the "Sea" portion. Get the Lightning Gun.

Now play the main missions, you'll feel like Emperor Palpatine with unlimited power.

[–] WilloftheWest@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Witcher 2, though it’s more of an exploit.

If you get the sword from the Lady of the Lake in the previous game, you start the prologue of TW2 with two silver swords, one being the Lady of the Lake sword. Unequip the Lady of the Lake sword so you don’t lose it to the dragon.

You now have a mid-tier silver sword that is good for half the game. You also don’t need to find a new silver sword at the start of the game.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern 3 points 1 year ago

The Witcher 2 really gets slept on imo. I actually really liked the story and Geralt slowly coming to terms with who he is, or was, in a world that is still trying to lie to him about both.

[–] BenVimes@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Bit of an obscure one, but Fire Emblem Gaiden.

There is a miniscule (0.014%) chance for the very first enemies in the game to drop an extremely powerful item that normally isn't available until much later. Getting it early is absolutely wild because one of its effects is doubling stat gains when leveling up, which can quickly snowball your characters into godhood.

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[–] WhipperSnapper@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

Preorder bonus

[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This post inspired me to create !itemshop@sh.itjust.works, and this will be the first post! (Yes I Cross posted it)

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Seems like you'd burn more gas than you'd earn working this job, never mind the insurance alone lol

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Could be one of these rich kids that get forced by their parents to work a job in a desperate attempt to prevent them from becoming spoiled.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Probably a body kit...

Or the owner.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Also the risk of parking that car in all the shady areas that delivery drivers have to go

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Just park it under an suv, nobody will notice.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah that's what I was thinking about, unless he's in a really nice area exclusively with no bad neighborhoods in the delivery radius. He's probably got a gun on him too, many pizza drivers do who drive less fancy shit than that, so at least there's that too.

Also, his Corolla is probably just off screen and he delivered to a customer who owns this car (or some similar situation) and the guy who owns the car said "sure just don't scratch my shit" just for the lolz, but it's fun to imagine.

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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

When your parents promise to buy you a car if you get a job.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why does this picture look so warped?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The lambo has a widebody kit on it. Makes it as wide as an F150 but only like 42" tall.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who the fuck looks at a Lamborghini and thinks "not wide enough"??

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Generally, people will widebody a street car for the aesthetic. They are imitating the production race cars that use wider tires to increase traction; wide enough tires don't fit under the stock bodywork, so the fenders come out further to cover the wider tires for aerodynamic purposes.

The Lamborghini Huracan GT3(production car pulled off the line to be made into a race car) is about 80 inches wide, compared to ~76" for the stock Huracan. For comparison, a Prius comes in at a nice ~69" and the F150 is currently ~80".

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[–] Facoris@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Flar car, wide man lol. Looking at the texts it doesn't look like they are that warped so I don't think the image is, or at least not too much

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

More like a dlc item

[–] Aux@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

If I had a Lambo, I would sign up as a Deliveroo driver for sure!

If you have a few hundred thousand US dollars to burn, why wouldn't you say, go on a 12 month round the world holiday?

Rent a sports car in each city in Italy and France.

Why would you buy a Lambo and continue to in rural USA?

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