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[–] set_secret@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmmmm. Looks like making there worlds biggest canon has zero downsides imho.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

More like a champagne bottle than a cannon really. The concrete/asphalt cork will just go flying and barely slow down the eruption. Might make the initial part of the eruption a bit more "spurty," since there's bound to be a ton of kinetic energy behind that cork being ejected.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

When Kilauea was making news for erupting, I showed my (now ex) partner a photo of the lava flow over the road with hazard barriers to keep people away.

Her response was to ask why they didn't just divert the flow away from where people are.

[–] noli@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because that's the avatar's job and he went missing... Again

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[–] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why has noone ever experimented with placing a very large spaceship in the mouth of an active volcano? And when erupting, the space ship would fly to space without needing any fuel. No resources wasted on multiple stage rockets just to carry up fuel a few km, all that's needed is an enormous spaceship in the shape of a cement plug.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They did manage to use a modified battleship cannon to fire things into orbit. I think the main problem is not knowing how much explosive power you'll get for a given eruption.

[–] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Not knowing how much is not that big an issue. If it's too much, then it becomes an interplanetary ship. If it's not enough, then it will come down soon enough and we can just try again on an another volcano. It's probably going to require a bit of patience from the crew, passengers and offspring, but eventually there will be a big enough eruption and it will all work out smoothly in the end.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I just realised, that I first learned about pressure as a kid, when watching cartoon characters trying too stop a leak using body parts.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

This creates a bomb, the interesting thing is does the cork or the side blow first

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 year ago

Big badda boom

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Prevent harmful eruptions with one simple trick. Frees up more time for your other hobbies, like making pipe bombs.

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

The people that get off watching those pimple popping videos on YouTube would literally NUT to this one weird TRICK

[–] drasglaf@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I'm sure Super Glue would work too.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Somebody didn't see those mount St Helens videos....

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I thought we just needed a good guy with a volcano.

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