Stop guys you’re gonna make Elon pee his pants
Which will likely disable his CyberJalopy
this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2024
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I had this model when I was a kid. I loved it!
Isn't that the original super soaker?
Of cybertruck?
No, fuck cybertrucks. My supersoaker lasted longer than any of those trucks will last.
This was a Super Soaker 50. It was excellent. Once you got to the 200 and above it was too heavy when filled. The SS300 actually had a backpack for water storage.
Once you got to the 200 and above it was too heavy when filled.
That's what the shoulder strap was for, though I don't recall having any issues with the weight. The 50 is a classic, but the 200 was a beauty.
I had the Super Soaker 60. I think it held a little more water.
Super soaker 50!!!
Yes!!!
This kills. Machine cybertrucks
Good luck trying to find an original super soaker.
My parents have one in their garage somewhere
Aha but what if the cybertruck driver activates car wash mode?
(Just kidding, it will still fuck it up)
What exactly does car wash mode do? Does heavy rain do the same thing or is it the touching of the brushes?
When going into an automated car wash you have to put your car into neutral so it can be pushed through it.
Since electrical cars don't really have a neutral, I wouldn't be surprised if there is a car wash mode which enables that and maybe disables the parking beepers or something.
Does it have grain mode though?
I have a friend (we're Oklahoman, like Woody Guthrie) that has "this machine kills fascists" tattooed on themselves. They're pretty cool.
Ok what did i miss?
Cybertruck rusts in rain
THIS KILLS MACHINE CYBERTRUCKS
When can you safely work on a cybertruck in western Washington State?... summer! It rains less in summer so you gotta chance to finish before getting electromacuted.
That tip is going to add speed holes to your kids if a police sees it! It has to be red! Not orange! Orange means slow down and shoot with caution. Red means stop... unless it's at night. So don't let the kids play with that at night.