this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2024
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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 78 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is how 80+math.floor(math.random()*30)% of all statistics are generated.

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social 32 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Is this real or just a meme?

[–] alyth@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

Just a meme

[–] dept@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 6 months ago

someone dropped a $

[–] theit8514@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

Perhaps they should ask Copilot how their templating system works.

[–] The_Hideous_Orgalorg@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They're just trying to be fancy when writing 40-70% for the advertisement.

[–] Mesa@programming.dev 15 points 6 months ago

"Code -30% faster with GitHub Copilot"

[–] Nommer@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 months ago

Haha look how quirky and relatable that is. I can totally relate. Isn't that super relatable to programmers? What funny.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Oh yeah? Well my favourite editor is ed.

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

code { (40 + Mathf.floor( Mathf.random() * 30) ) * 3 }% faster with modal text editors

[–] chickenf622@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

I use vim btw

[–] gigachad@feddit.de 7 points 6 months ago

import math as Math