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Dad Blows Through 10 Of Child’s Snack Packs In One Sitting (www.theonion.com)

submitted 6 months ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 46 points 6 months ago

I thought the onion was fake. Why is it posting my shameful, post smoke eating binge?

[–] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

"I mean nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. Im ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to second and third, fourth and fifth I think i burnt with a blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin"

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

I did not eat an entire stack of Lunchables while watching Stargate. No one can prove it!!

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 6 months ago

Get yourself one of those cans of whipped cream and you're in for a good time.

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 months ago

this is why

dietary fibers and complex carbohydrates are critical components in a meal because they cause satiety.
processed foods are a really really low quality source of food for lunch.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

My kid doesn't even eat the cheese sticks anymore. I'm buying them for me now.

[–] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 4 points 6 months ago

chuckles nervously

[–] tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

the foil lined paper bags of Goldfish are no match for me