I was looking up my symptoms and google suggested that I could have been in a car crash or mauled by a bear.
I don't remember either of those happening, so I must have memory loss too.

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 3 points 2 years ago

ChatGPT: You're gonna die.

Still, I would consult a physician, since I'm just an AI chat bot.

[–] investorsexchange@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m making a medical diagnosis AI. It’s pretty simple. First, it asks for your symptoms. Then, it tells you that you’re clinically dead.

[–] QualisArtifexPereo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Like a Magic 8 Ball, but all of the answers are "Turbo-Cancer."

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

WebMD: Definitely a heart attack, but it could be cancer. Probably both.

[–] TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 years ago

"Sorry, Billy. It's the finger cancer."