this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2024
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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure Musk is tracking down this cars gps and remotely disabling the engine as we speak

[–] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The engine? No. The breaks? Maybe :)

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 7 months ago

breaks? like paragraphs?

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago
[–] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I've seen that decal. Can you explain the caption? What does mind reading have to do with anything?

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
  • Decal: A good subset of Tesla owners apparently consists of die hard fans who are often characterized as toxic and exclusive
  • Caption: Original post was removed by moderators for not censoring the license plate
  • Mind reading: The joke is that the Tesla driver is aware of the toxic behavior exhibited by other Tesla owners, especially in relation to Tesla executive Elon Musk, and is preemptively denying such associations

edit: mfs on this site will rly downvote anything huh 😭

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Best reply yet lol!!!

[–] Bolt@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The implication is that the poster wondered why the owner bought a car associated with Elon. The decal answered that question, giving the impression that the owner read the poster's mind.

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago

Back in 2014 my graduating physics class was split down the middle between dudebros who wanted to be him and people who thought he was a con artist due to the utterly ridiculous physics statements that he'd make.

So basically this decal identifies the owner as the sort of silly person who thinks settling other planets isn't the punchline of a joke.

[–] Nualkris@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Have the same sticker on mine!

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 points 7 months ago